So it has come to my attention that the fall is not only the restart of school and all the brats get sent back to learn but instead just do drugs and fuck like horny jack rabbits, It is also the beginning of Football season and we all now that means dodging Sundays at church to drink beer eat nachos and watch the big game.. There is one sport that is over looked though and it should not be.. The fall is the Beginning of Extreme Animal Sports where every type of animal big and small try to cross the road as cars travel at that at 55+ mph.  Seems the Skunks are first to start and more of them get hit then make it. I think their own stink slows them down in their game of Dodge Car.  Next Comes the Rabbits, the only hairs you see splattered on the road are the True Extreme Show Offs of their sport the ones that get all the female bunnies well at least until they die.  Next is the big dogs the white tailed dear in MN Other places have other types of deer like creatures that jump in front of them but being in MN I will talk about the dear.. Dear are fast Nimble Creatures that can run and jump their game is more of a Dodge Ball / 50m Hurdles /sprint. A lot of dear don’t make it they will miss judge the size of the car and jump in front of a semi that is equipped with an anti deer shield they just keep on trucking. Others pick on the small fast sporty cars and they just are not fast enough and normally die and total the car.  This of course causes insurances to rise and all that other crap because lets face it there are a lot of deer and their sport season is longer then our American football. So to even the odds against these extreme sports junkies animals we have hunting seasons where people pay a ton of money to get the chance to shoot some of these crazed deer, But get this its against the law to shoot deer from the road, Yes that’s right you cant shoot the menace deer you have to go out in the wood track um for days to find the deer that just want to be left alone in peace and kill them… The extreme deer stay near the roads the good dear we have to kill, I think that’s pretty messed up.

M.G.G.B.

Life started without me

It will end before I am done

Perhaps my Soul will live on.

I still can’t understand why people lie and steal from their friends.

I mean common people they are friends hello. Don’t use and abuse them or break a long trust by taking what doesn’t belong to you… Its different if you ask but to take it and think it wont be missed you are gravely mistaken. As for lying…Who are you trying to impress I was your friend before the tall tales ill be your friend after why would you lie it only makes me question anything else you have said. You are the one that has caused doubt, Not me. To some it would seem that you believe your own lies as if once you set it forth you cannot retain what was true and what wasn’t real…If that is the case you must live in a sad little world…..I feel sorry for you but I wont put up with you.