Do you ever feel like you have been raped by a Major Corporation?

I know I sure do when it comes to them Fucking Ass Clowns at Microsoft.

Let’s talk about the Microsoft 360 and the steaming pile of shit it is.

First the Facts.

1. I am a Die hard Gamer through and through.
2. I have owned just about every major system ever released
3. If I had to choose a brand of Systems. I represent Sony.
4. I have never had a Problem with any of the Nintendo Units.
5. I hate all you gamers that held out for a Ps2 and killed off Sega.
6. In the long years of services I only had 1 psx die and 1 ps2 die. Both where launch units and they died after multiple drops to the ground and years and hours upon hours of game play and being left on.
7. Both my Original Xbox’s Shit the bed. Gen2 and Gen 4 both died with less than 100 hours of game play on each unit.
8. I didn’t learn my Lesson from the original Xbox.
9. I bought a Launch 360 core edition because I love gaming.
10. I spent well over 700 after having to buy all the parts to make my core edition playable on my high def TV.
11. I only bought 2 games for the 360, and rented 10 others.
12. My unit has a max of 75hours including the time I used it as a DVD player.
13. Let’s do some math. $700 for Unit and accessories, + 2 games $120, + 10 rentals at $3.20,= 32.00 on rentals. Added all up we have $852.00 now we dived this by 75 hours and we get $11.36 an hour.
14. After the math we see I paid $11.36 an hour for entertainment but the kicker is I was only entertained by like 4 of the 12 games I tried. So we can take about 16 hours off of that total time for gaming that I didn’t enjoy. Bringing me to 59 hours of entertainment. That puts me at 16.39 and hour for time I really was entertained.
15. My 360 has never been dropped and has never been left on over night.
16. It worked one day the next day error lights.
17. The error code says Hardware Failure the secret code is 4424.
18. If you think im being harsh on a unit do a search on google for xbox 360 failures or errors.
19. Microsoft only gives you a 90day warrenty.
20. They want 150 bucks to attempt to fix the unit if they cant To fucking bad for you.

As you can see I am not a happy guy I feel like my money would have been better spent on things like pussy and beer. At least I would have a good story to tell unlike the horrors of this tale. Microsoft Knowingly released a faulty unit in the market to be 1^st of the next gen, In their 1 year head start against Sony and Nintendo they have released only a few good titles most are total crap they have nothing to back them up after being out for a year.  I have a friend who went through 4 360s in 2 months due to playing Oblivion units kept burning out.  I could not run my 360 in high def with need for speed most wanted it would crash the system.  Don’t buy a 360…. Fuck Halo 3…. The 2^nd one wasn’t that good anyway….Buy a Wii for 300 bucks or wait for the mother load and get a ps3 and truly go next gen after a few months.

So I have always been as honest as one can be…

So honest that it kept me getting the job of my Dreams

Now I am stuck in a job that is mediocre to say the least

Wishing the one that got my job Dies o so Horribly